Mashiara

Anonymous asked: You have a hot boyfriend! I ship you two together! So cute :)

awww thanks! Alyx?

Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

selonian:

crookedsin:

odoronosavedmyday:

amuse me 

(Source: sunflowercourtesan, via spiffymuffin)

koleekola:

teamjjforever:

jeric-kripke:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out. 

I would ask a random fan to go out with me because I am such a loser and wouldn’t be able to date anyone else probably

I would go up to random people in the street and ask for a photo with them.

(via there-are-some-who-call-me-tim)

We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

stfuconservatives:

breanieswordvomit:

-The logic of most of the Republican party

Sent to me from sister - god, I love her!

Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!

(via eefaaa)

lifeinaloudlyprintedjacket replied to your photo: Hey everyone! This is James :D

*curls up into ball on bed and proceeds to fangirl* YOU TWO ARE JUST SO ADORABLEEEEGAHHHHHHH *dead*

thanks :) but don’t die. That would make us both very sad!